10 thoughts on “Behold!

  1. Even though you can’t see it, there’s a nameless thug at the bottom of the staircase who is about to sustain life-altering spinal trauma. Because Golden Age Batman.

  2. See, the people who strive for gritty realism and grim angst keep forgetting that even the “I’ll kill I guy if it’s necessary” Golden Age Batman knew when to lighten up.

  3. Could it be that Golden Age Batman is more pimp than Jimmy “The Pimp” Olsen? Aside from Jimmy getting 1-10 new women an issue, did he ever just cut loose and slide down a double bannister using only his hands? I think not…

  4. Fuck the neccessary. Golden Age “back when heroes were heroes!” Batman just fucking killed people for the hell of it!

  5. It’s all part of Golden Age Batman’s war on crime.

    He not only maims and cripples criminals; he makes them feel depressed because they’re not having as much fun as Batman.

  6. You know, I enjoy myself in the tightest scrapes, too, but I don’t go around talking about it. That’s what a gentleman is, Golden Age Batman. Good day, sir!