(also known, in some argots as a ‘dick’. And Probably also a dick, but there is a difference.)
I’ll rephrase.
Bruce Wayne . . .
. . . is an insufferable detective, and also kind of a preening dick.
Better?
What? He deduced the special razor with the right angle blades for ninety degree chinbones? Truly, he is the World’s Greatest Detective!
“If you have it, you don’t need it. If you need it you don’t have it. If you have it you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don’t already have any of it to begin with, you can’t get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place. Do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stock pile it if you’d like. But you can’t fake it. Wanting it. Needing it. Wishing for it. The point is, if you’ve never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.”
Bruce Wayne . . .
. . . is kind of an insufferable dick, isn’t he?
A little Robin told him…
Superman is a Dick.
Batman is a *Detective*.
(also known, in some argots as a ‘dick’. And Probably also a dick, but there is a difference.)
I’ll rephrase.
Bruce Wayne . . .
. . . is an insufferable detective, and also kind of a preening dick.
Better?
What? He deduced the special razor with the right angle blades for ninety degree chinbones? Truly, he is the World’s Greatest Detective!
“If you have it, you don’t need it. If you need it you don’t have it. If you have it you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don’t already have any of it to begin with, you can’t get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place. Do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stock pile it if you’d like. But you can’t fake it. Wanting it. Needing it. Wishing for it. The point is, if you’ve never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.”
http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=1&q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAf1OxkFOK18&ei=zGJHSae_CuHAtgeqieSZDg&sig2=RRwJrLnG_pOkUMhKI9F1NA&usg=AFQjCNG1QW9-7jjQpvHbSnPI-Wq9JWiUfw
The Why Selina cracked me. Now I see what he is seeing.
Pretty soon Batman really will be a Dick…
Grayson! AEYO!!
*crickets*
@jawshoowah
I see what you did there…
He only knows because I get him a blue suit and a black tie every year.
So, seriously…
…when Dick is Batman, and Batman is a Dick…
…will he be required to bang down Catwoman, as part of the duties?
“Batman: Fight for the Cat”
Bruce Wayne…
…appears to be trapped in an after-shave commercial.
Batman can tell his friends from imposters by Christmas gifts alone. Superman would NEVER forget his jacket size.
re: response #6
Is it sad that I think that commercial is the best thing Bruce Cambell ever did? And I’ve liked a number of the stuff he’s done.
… and he’s single, ladies.
The World’s Smuggest Detective.
Bruce Wayne…
…is surprised but intrigued by your proposal.
The part of Bruce Wayne will be played by Dwayne Johnson for this particular entry.
“Can I act? Watch this…”
Well obviously. There’s only one thing you can get for the Man Who Has Everything.
Antibiotics? *ba-dum tish*