Friday Night Fights: A Piece of Advice from Cobra Commander

 

 

 

Nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide!
Who can turn the tide?

Bah-lac-tus! (A Real American Hero!)

 

More pearls of wisdom from America’s Greatest Shrieking Mastermind–including “You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor, but you lack the most important DNA of all… MINE!” and “Enjoy the life I gave you… I’m going to end it soon!”–can be found in GI Joe v.5.