The single greatest piece of dialogue in Savage Sword Of Conan v.5:
I dare you* to say that at work tomorrow.
*: Dare not valid if you work at the Renaissance Faire.
The single greatest piece of dialogue in Savage Sword Of Conan v.5:
I dare you* to say that at work tomorrow.
*: Dare not valid if you work at the Renaissance Faire.
Question:
Answer:
I hope that clears everything up.
For further answers, please consult Conan the Barbarian #120 by J.M. DeMatteis and John Buscema, handily reprinted in The Chronicles of Conan v.15.
From Savage Sword of Conan v.3, where it is revealed that the best way to impress a girl is by fighting a yeti. It’s a fact.
And that’s exactly how Bahlactus got such a good price on his last car.
For more tips on Cimmerian Money-Management, consult Joe Lansdale and Tim Truman’s Conan and the Songs of the Dead, wherein Conan has sex with a ghost, chops up a couple dozen mummies, and then stabs a wizard who is riding a giant red eagle and summoning Lovecraftian horrors. Back in the Hyborean age, that was pretty much just called “Thursday.”
Goes without saying, really.
This and other life lessons can be found in the recent Savage Sword of Conan v.2, which is largely centered around smiting and/or wenching.