…A conversation I had with myself on Twitter entitled “Remember That Time There Was a Character In The DC Universe Named Hella?”

“You know, these days they give a lot of terrible comic book characters very peculiar names!”
“Strange names?”
“Yes, unusual names!”
“Like who?”
“Like this character. Now this character Hella sucks.”
“Which character?”
“Hella.”
“Yeah I heard you, which character hella sucks?”
“The one from Nightwing.”
“Fine, which character from Nightwing sucks?”
“Hella! Hella sucks!”
“FINE! WHICH CHARACTER FROM NIGHTWING HELLA HELLA SUCKS?”
“You’re not listening! The character… HELLA… sucks.”
“The character hella sucks.”
“Yes.”
“Yes what?”
“Yes, Hella sucks!”
“Oh I don’t think so, I like ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart,’ but that’s not what we’re talking about.”
“What?”
“Yes.”
“What do you mean yes?!”
“Yes what?”
“Yes hella sucks. That’s what you think anyway.”
“YES! I DO think Hella sucks!”
“You think WHAT hella sucks?”
“I don’t know!”
“THIRD BASE!”