BATMAN

…will slap you so hard your grandchildren will look like him. And that’s real.

—Plastic Man #20, 2006

…has been watching the Home Shopping Network again.

—Detective Comics Annual #3, 1990

…is totally losing his head.

—Batman #394, 1985

…usually doesn’t do this but uh… go on ahead on and break ’em off with a little preview of the remix.

…has been enjoying my podcast.

—Detective Comics #498, 1981

…has had better.

—Batman #247, 1973

…prefers brunettes.

—Batman #79, 1953

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