Behind the scenes at Wikipedia, there’s a public debate raging over whether or not comics creator, humorist and ISB favorite Chip Zdarsky is notable or not, so today at the Comics Alliance, I’ve taken the liberty of compling ten facts with unquestionable cultural significance, culled from Wikipedia itself.

Click over to CA to enjoy it, but please: if you choose to wade into the soul-crushing ten-thousand-word article on Lightsaber Combat–a piece of work that narrowly edges out that one video about Animal Crossing to become the saddest thing on the Internet–you might want to have a stiff drink handy.