With the completely fabricated rumors about a possible sequel to Watchmen floating in from the sinister corners of the comics internet, your friends at ComicsAlliance have taken a look at the worst possible comic book sequels we could imagine!
This one was a team effort, but I claim El Hijo de Rorschach and F.A.W.K.E.S. as my own. Enjoy!
Is it wrong to think that that Watchmen 2 pitch sounds pretty interesting. I’d buy it. (Can DC get Geoff Johns to write it?)
Completely fabricated? But… but Rich Johnston said it. And didn’t cite any sources! It must be true!
Goddamn you for putting Guy Fawkes’ mask on Witchblade’s body. That image, that horrible smile and those scabby D-Cups, will haunt me ’til the End of Days.
I suppose that’s just what you do, though. That’s just. What. You. Do.
*Sigh*
Heh. I called the DK2 appearance as soon as I saw the headline. Well played, Sims.
Also, I really want to read an El Hijo del Rorschach series. I’d even settle for El Hijo del Pregunta on Earth 4. >_>
I would read the shit out of that Watchmen sequel. Just sayin’.
I would probably pay cash money for any and or all of those. But then again, I liked DKSA.
I ‘liked’ DKSA, but on a meta-level that only Dr. Manhattan could really appreciate. On any sort of ‘human’ level, it was terrible.
A riot as usual Mr. Sims XD
Also I take it you actively dislike Alex Ross?