If you weren’t at the New York Comic-Con — or if you were and foolishly opted to not attend the ComicsAlliance panel — then don’t worry: The entire thing is now on video for your viewing pleasure, complete with a set of photos taken by our ol’ pal Kevin Church!

I’ll warn you right from the start, guys: I talk a lot in this thing. Since you’re reading this here, which ostensibly means you’re interested in what I have to say, you might not think this is a problem, but man. I ramble on like I’m being paid by the word. I wanted me to shut up, and I’m a huge fan of myself.

Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize for interrupting my “Smallvillains” co-writer David Uzumeri literally every time he tried to say something. Sorry, Uzi!

Also, I am legally bound to apologize to anyone who got a Glo-Ball whipped into their head. I swear, I wasn’t aiming for you, sirs and madam.