Conan the Barbarian Responds to His Critics

Posted on April 14, 2009 by Chris Sims

The Hyborian Age equivalent of 'Big ups to all my haters!'

The Savage Sword of Conan: Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974.

11 thoughts on “Conan the Barbarian Responds to His Critics”

Earlofthercs on April 15, 2009 at 2:07 am said:

It really was a simpler, happier time…
LurkerWithout on April 15, 2009 at 4:38 am said:

“Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974”

Well I was going to say for those who couldn’t get Heavy Metal. But apparantly only the French had it until 1977. Damn you France! Must you always surpass us in the blending of violence and nekkidness?
Jeff on April 15, 2009 at 5:40 am said:

Part of Conan’s “Ten Steps to Being an Effective Customer Service Manager.”
Sallyp on April 15, 2009 at 8:38 am said:

Short, pithy and to the point.
Citizen Scribbler on April 15, 2009 at 10:30 am said:

Actually, this really WOULD be the perfect poster for a customer service department. They would love it!

-Citizen Scribbler
Chris on April 15, 2009 at 11:16 am said:

That’s awfully violent. I thought this was a comic book site. Doesn’t that mean it’s for kids?
Chris Sims on April 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm said:

Kids LOVE decapitation. Just ask Bill Gaines.
Dr.Ink! on April 15, 2009 at 7:32 pm said:

I thought it was the Devil in Hell, Dawg!

Conan’s so ghetto
CHV on April 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm said:

There can be only one.
Alex Beethoven on April 16, 2009 at 5:16 pm said:

You don’t have any kids, do you Chris?
versasovantare on July 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm said:

I always loved the way Larry Hama summed Conan up for Christopher Priest.
When asked about his foreign policy, King Conan drew a line and said, “cross that line and I’ll kill you. That’s my foreign policy”.