11 thoughts on “Conan the Barbarian Responds to His Critics

  1. “Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974”

    Well I was going to say for those who couldn’t get Heavy Metal. But apparantly only the French had it until 1977. Damn you France! Must you always surpass us in the blending of violence and nekkidness?

  2. Actually, this really WOULD be the perfect poster for a customer service department. They would love it!

    -Citizen Scribbler

  3. I always loved the way Larry Hama summed Conan up for Christopher Priest.
    When asked about his foreign policy, King Conan drew a line and said, “cross that line and I’ll kill you. That’s my foreign policy”.