Cut So Much That You Thought He Was A DJ

Posted on April 20, 2008 by Chris Sims

Because sometimes, you just need to see Snake Eyes laying down a scratch routine on the turntables:

None are so feared as the Arashikage Mixmasters.

And that’s real.

For bonus memeability, why not apply your own witticisms?

11 thoughts on “Cut So Much That You Thought He Was A DJ”

Jeff on April 21, 2008 at 1:54 am said:

I bet it’s “Jeremiah Was a BullFrog”.

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/snake-eyes.jpg
Jason on April 21, 2008 at 2:05 am said:

Was that was “The Viper”? Thinking about it, didn’t Snake Eyes try to bust a proverbial move on the dancefloor in the opening scene?
Brian Disco Snell on April 21, 2008 at 6:02 am said:

Snake Eyes is a lyrical poet with a masterplan…
Vermic on April 21, 2008 at 10:08 am said:

Go ninja go ninja GO!
Ninja! Ninja! Rap!
Mal "Vermin64" Gardiner on April 21, 2008 at 10:26 am said:

Who’s the Arashikage dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
SNAKE EYES!
You damn’ right!

I heard that Snake Eyes was a baaaad mutha…
SHUT YO MOUTH!
But I’m talkin’ ’bout Snake Eyes!
(hit funky bass riff…)
Mark Hale on April 21, 2008 at 11:36 am said:

I believe this says it all.
agentmorris on April 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm said:

The only way this whole scene would’ve been better, is if Roadblock had done some freestylin’!

Come to think of it, he was always freestylin’.
chris w. on April 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm said:

*remembers that G.I. Joe scene from 20+ years ago*
Owesome on April 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm said:

Speaking of Ninja- I’ve noticed that Chris has had the incomperable good taste to watch Tongan Ninja.

…you all need to see this film. Right now. Just trust me.
Chris Sims on April 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm said:

The good taste award goes to my pal Phil–he’s in the sidebar–for recommending it.
pat on April 27, 2008 at 3:32 am said:

This is the only time I’d believe that “Last night a DJ saved my life” line.