Normally, the ISB offers inspirational (and actual) quotes from the Ultimate Warrior as a public service to our readership so that they can reflect on his words and improve their lives. In honor of Dracula Week, however, we have turned the attention to the famous luchador philosopher El Santo, whose many battles against Dracula and the Vampire Women have become the stuff of legend.
¡Ah mi Dios! ¡El Santo me ha hipnotizado con su inteligencia y matanza de vampiros!
I don’t know. I think the Ultimate Warrior has said something like this a couple of times. At least.
And robots. Let’s not forget his fine work against robots.
You win forever. Again.
And, of course, ninjas.
There were ninjas in wrestling, weren’t there?
The moment, 40 minutes into a pretty bad mexican vampire film, when El Santo walks through a door and asks “What’s going on?” is one of the great moments of MST3K.
“Uh, do you need any wrestling done?” indeed.
The absence of El Santo was probably the main thing that was wrong with ‘From Dusk Til Dawn.’
Also, if you’re ever down Acapulco way, the mariachis still sing of the time that El Santo, disguised as Senor Otnas, pinned Dracula and forced him to shave his head.
We could surprise and destroy them.
Possibly.
I think the Haiku’s as my favorite part of these posts.
There is a reason that there are no successful undead Mexican supervillains…
Zombie Luchadores!
Respect the power behind the Mask!