Panic spreading far and wide!
Who can turn the tide?
More pearls of wisdom from America’s Greatest Shrieking Mastermind–including “You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor, but you lack the most important DNA of all… MINE!” and “Enjoy the life I gave you… I’m going to end it soon!”–can be found in GI Joe v.5.
To be fair, anyone with a mustache like that is BEGGING to be hit, just for the sheer visual joy of seeing the mustache tips flailing in the air like little tentacles.
Oh no, COBRA Commander punched that little ball of light in front of Doctor Mindbender’s face! How horrible.
The “ball of light,” as you call it, is actually something known to scientists/awesomeologists as The Aparo Effect, wherein someone is punched so hard that it creates an explosion.
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So…
Were the fireballs in Street Fighter like, long-distance Aparo Punches?
Gasp! It looks like he punched him fair in the glasses! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the Face of Evil.
Mal
The Good The Bad and The Ugly should be on everyone’s watching list, permanently, every week, every day
Mindbender deserved it. After all, he’s an orthodontist.
I’m not kidding: http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/mindbender.html
So on the behalf of everyone who has ever worn braces, we thank you, Cobra Commander.
And yet, if THIS comes to pass, I expect it shall make us all very, very displeased:
http://imdb.com/title/tt1046173/
Man, when you yap so much that Cobra Commander tells you to shut it, you should really start taking that into consideration.
Tim Seeley is fucking awesome.