As longtime readers will no doubt recall from last year’s Yuletide festivities, there’s nothing I love more than celebrating Christmas, and with Thanksgiving finally out of the way, the 2007 Christmas Countdown can finally get started!
First, though, we’ve got to make it through the looming capitalist horror that is Black Friday. Me, I tend to abstain from shopping today, as I usually have my shopping done by mid-November or so. Plus, you never quite know when that friendly mall Santa’s going to turn out to be a rampaging Super-Villain.
Oh, but don’t worry: It all works out okay!
If a beatdown’s on YOUR wish-list, go see Bahlactus!
The whole story of the Rhino’s brief tenure as a Mall Santa can be found in Incredible Hulk #378, by Bill Jaaska and–who else?–Peter David, and while it’s not in trade yet, you can find it on the Incredible Hulk Complete Collection DVD.