Nine out of ten doctors recommend a weekly dose of Bahlactus as a source of face-rocking. And the other one deeply regrets his decision.
Snakes, pirates, Paul Bunyan… all these and more are punched in the face in the pages of Christopher Hastings and Kent Archer’s Dr. McNinja.
Always a great read, and it never disappoints. But why won’t it love me?
And that’s what the man has to go through just for dinner with the folks!
Ok, so which doctor doesnt like Balactus? Im picking either Patrick Troughton (who is a bit to impishly whimsical to enjoy such violent competition) or Paul McGann (bit too snobby/prim maybe? Although he gets a bit more badass in the radio plays). I know its not John Pertwee. Hmm…
Dr. McNinja for all your Mexican Banditos riding Velicoraptor needs. And fufilling 98% of your daily Velicoraptor vs. Goriila fight requirements…
And now he’s punching Dracula.
In space.
After dodging MOON LASERS.
That snake was no doubt sent by Cobra Commander.
Could it possibly be more obvious?
Somehow, this doesn’t surprise me. Dr. McNinja is a Chris Sims webcomic if I ever saw one.
Also, his 12-year-old sidekick grew a moustache by SHEER FORCE OF WILL.
If that isn’t a man fighting off his repressed homosexual urges, then I don’t know what is.
You know, the snake representing the male thingie and all.
Alex:
You lost me.