And yes: It happens exactly the way you think it does.
True Fact: Golden Age Batman does nothing but beat the crap out of guys for the entirety of the forties.
16 thoughts on “Hey! Teacher! Leave Batman Alone!”
Was this another origin retcon? He became a bat to strike fear in the hearts of criminals, and also in that professor who abused him at prep school?
AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE!
Wait … how did that guy get The Joker’s pants?!
It’s Hugo Strange, man. He’s got all kinds of crazy pant connections.
PAPA SPANK!
Batman went from side control to get past Strange’s guard! Hugo’s going to tap out!
Golden Age Batman = Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Never invite Batman to a dissertation defense.
Golden Age Batman > Chuck Norris
That’s not actually Golden Age Batman. That’s my PhD supervisor at his last conference.
We’re really trying to get him to stop dressing up like Batman when he gives talks.
Scratch use of “Professor” as Batman’s safe word.
Safe word? The only safe word Golden Age Batman recognizes is “I surrender! I’ll go straight! I’ll devote my life to helping orphans if for the love of all that’s holy you’ll just stop beating me!”
And even then it almost never works.
In a saner world, Bob Haney would have written a twelve issue Maxi-series called BATMAN/JACK BAUER.
Wait … how did that guy get The Joker’s pants?!
It’s one of Hugo’s least successful clothing-oriented psych ploys.
(Though not nearly as disasterous as the time he confronted Batman in Martha Wayne’s wedding gown.)
Is that Grandad Liefeld’s art work, or is there an in-story reason for Hugo Strange to have two left feet?
I don’t get it, what do you mean by the 3rd paragraph?
Was this another origin retcon? He became a bat to strike fear in the hearts of criminals, and also in that professor who abused him at prep school?
AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE!
Wait … how did that guy get The Joker’s pants?!
It’s Hugo Strange, man. He’s got all kinds of crazy pant connections.
PAPA SPANK!
Batman went from side control to get past Strange’s guard! Hugo’s going to tap out!
Golden Age Batman = Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Never invite Batman to a dissertation defense.
Golden Age Batman > Chuck Norris
That’s not actually Golden Age Batman. That’s my PhD supervisor at his last conference.
We’re really trying to get him to stop dressing up like Batman when he gives talks.
Scratch use of “Professor” as Batman’s safe word.
Safe word? The only safe word Golden Age Batman recognizes is “I surrender! I’ll go straight! I’ll devote my life to helping orphans if for the love of all that’s holy you’ll just stop beating me!”
And even then it almost never works.
In a saner world, Bob Haney would have written a twelve issue Maxi-series called BATMAN/JACK BAUER.
Wait … how did that guy get The Joker’s pants?!
It’s one of Hugo’s least successful clothing-oriented psych ploys.
(Though not nearly as disasterous as the time he confronted Batman in Martha Wayne’s wedding gown.)
Is that Grandad Liefeld’s art work, or is there an in-story reason for Hugo Strange to have two left feet?
I don’t get it, what do you mean by the 3rd paragraph?