Valentine’s Day is coming up fast, and as always happens at this time of year, the ISB’s fancy turns to… ahhhhhhhromance!
Of course, if you’re facing the prospect of spending next Saturday alone, wondering if a complete run of ROM: Spaceknight can really take the place of love and companionship, don’t fret! The Batman is here to help! Just follow his example, and you’ll have a love of your own in no time!
Huh. On second thought, you might want to make sure that you, like Batman, have a really, really good relationship with the police before you try to pull that one off.
From Batman #431, by Jim “Christopher Priest” Owsley and the Icon, the Main Event, the Showstopper himself, Jim Aparo.