It’s finally here!
That’s right, friends, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and assuming you’ve been following the example set by Jimmy Olsen, you’ve probably found yourself in the company of either your one true soul-mate or a horrible monster of a stewardess. In either case, the only thing you need now is a way to truly express your feelings, and when it comes to strong emotions, that can be a difficult task.
And that’s where I come in! Instead of giving your significant other an expensive, store-bought card this year, why not leave it up to me and my keen sense of ahhhhhhROMANCE by using one of this year’s offerings from the ISB, designed to make your Vamlumtimes the best of times!
Feel free to print ’em out:
And finally, because I am indeed the worst person alive…
Happy Valentine’s Day, Everybody!
You can find the source material for tonight’s Valentines in the pages of Cromartie High School, Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol, I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets, and of course, The Death of Gwen Stacy.
For more Valentines, check out the other installments in a fine ISB tradition:
Special thanks to Mark Hale.