Someone Is Doing Groper

On one of his spoken word albums, Henry Rollins reads a letter he received from Boris, a fan from the Czech Republic who has a loose, yet truly amazing grasp of the English language. Rollins makes it clear that he’s not trying to pick on the guy for doing his best to get by in a second language, but with phrases like “it is for sucks!,” the letter was just too amazing not to share with the world.

Tonight, a very similar thing happened to me when I checked out my latest Twitter follower and saw what is probably the single best bio on the entire network:



@UtamaroManga, the official twitter feed of a digital comic site so that you can download it.

And the actual feed is even more amazing. Whoever’s running it offers a polite apology for the difficulty in translation…



…but seriously? There is no need for forgiveness. In providing multi-part summaries of the various hentai titles available so that you can download it, Group Zero has created something amazing. Something pure. Something… beautiful.












Forgive you? No, Group Zero, it is you who should forgive me for ever thinking I could create comedy in this language. You have shown me for the fraud I am.

Also, I’m going to need a copy of Roll Back Knock Out Ecstacy Suplex.

12 thoughts on “Someone Is Doing Groper

  1. For the record, there’s nothing wrong with Rumina. I take a shower after every orgy I attend. Especially the active ones.

  2. And here I was listening to Rollins’ ‘Think Tank’ just this morning. I hadn’t listened to that disc in maybe eight years. Must be something in the air…

    And if you like the Big Star album that’s currently in your sidebar, might I suggest Todd Rundgren’s ‘Something/Anything?’ album? It’s dynamite, baby!

  3. I hate to be a downer, but recently hearing about how objectifying the Japanese subway is and reading one of episodes of the Rack ( makes it hard for me to find this all that funny.

    That’s not to say I don’t want more ISB content, just that I prefer it when it involves kicking someone in the face.

  4. Sadly, no one helps her because it would be rude to get involved in Japan, so everyone stays polite and ignores whatever is going on around them. I swear, to stop that train gropage, just put one obnoxious American on each train, and he won’t have a problem speaking up if he sees something.

    You just need to find one who would intervene rather than cheer.

  5. dont know if this is off topic but…

    who is the true master of the suplex…Taz the Suplex Machine from his days of ECW or Big Popa Pump when he was still tag team as a Steiner Brother and was considered the original suplex master….so in other words of those 2 legends of wrestling who created the Ecstasy Suplex?