I’m not really much of a sports guy (surprise!), but I did manage to catch the end of the game today, and I’ve got to admit that it was pretty thrilling!
I mean, the high stakes…
…the hard-line defense…
…the dynamic plays…
…the thrilling last-minute surprises…
…and of course, that halftime show!
Commemorate the action and excitement of MetaBowl LXVII in the pages of the absolutely essential Showcase Presents: Metamorpho, Vol. 1.
Um, there already is razzle-dazzle in football. A plethora of it. Look it up, it’s in the dictionary.
No, really, who is this cat?!
What happened to that one girl’s eyes, the one behind Test Tube Man’s elbow? I’d like to think that If I weren’t so sleepy right now I’d be able to come up with something funny to say about her. All I can do is point it out and let the rest of you finish what I started.
The FCC probably had a cow when the Test Tube man pulled out his pipette.
penalty! On metamorpho! Stiff Arm…10 yeards!!
It’s ok, it’s not really his arm.
So long and thanks for all the therapy bills, Dogwelder.
This is all Bob Haney’s doing, isn’t it?
And we gon’ break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don’t have me break this thang down for nothin’
Now I wanna see y’all on y’all baddest behavior
Lend me some suga’, I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it like a Test Tube, Shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it Suga’) shake it like a Test Tuuuube