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Admittedly, Batman’s Battleship fetish is more than a little disturbing but it’s nothing compared to Superman’s sexual fascination with people playing Sorry.
I think I know what he’s watching: http://societyofdave.com/2009/01/victorian-fortnight-continues.html
I know I should be disturbed by that, but I’m just too jazzed to see Batman enjoying his Christmas present so much.
is he looking at me? with binoculars? AND LAUGHING? you know what, batman, 5.7 inches IS A NORMAL SIZE, you don’t have to be an ass.
He’ll be laughing on the other side of his face when the Joker’s hilariously evil “boot-polish-on-the-binoculars” trap exacts its full toll…
Is this a caption contest, or is there cropped-out dialogue that explains why he’s smiling for big? “Meow!”
His magic binoculars can see a separate ship with each eye at the same time. That’s gotta cause a headache.
Are those boats in the lenses?
…Is he watching seamen?
yep, i went immediately for the most tasteless joke. you’re all welcome.
Admittedly, Batman’s Battleship fetish is more than a little disturbing but it’s nothing compared to Superman’s sexual fascination with people playing Sorry.
I think I know what he’s watching:
http://societyofdave.com/2009/01/victorian-fortnight-continues.html
I know I should be disturbed by that, but I’m just too jazzed to see Batman enjoying his Christmas present so much.
is he looking at me? with binoculars? AND LAUGHING?
you know what, batman, 5.7 inches IS A NORMAL SIZE, you don’t have to be an ass.
Sims, that is clearly the second Nite Owl.
He’ll be laughing on the other side of his face when the Joker’s hilariously evil “boot-polish-on-the-binoculars” trap exacts its full toll…
Batman’s observes his new weapon in the fight against Crime:
The Bat-Iceberg!
I’m pretty sure that’s the homepage image used for http://www.fleshofthestars.com.
Wow.
Way to go United Professional Pictures.
Totally killed my gag. Thanks.
“Hmmmm, I see London, I see France..
Wait- is THAT Diana’s UNDERPANTS??!?!?!”
Is this a caption contest, or is there cropped-out dialogue that explains why he’s smiling for big?
“Meow!”
“Hell-o Selina!”
His magic binoculars can see a separate ship with each eye at the same time. That’s gotta cause a headache.
Batnman’s cheery grin is the most terrifying thing in the history of things.
The Batman sees an “all gentlemen” cruise putting in to port.