17 thoughts on “THE BATMAN

  1. Admittedly, Batman’s Battleship fetish is more than a little disturbing but it’s nothing compared to Superman’s sexual fascination with people playing Sorry.

  2. I know I should be disturbed by that, but I’m just too jazzed to see Batman enjoying his Christmas present so much.

  3. is he looking at me? with binoculars? AND LAUGHING?

    you know what, batman, 5.7 inches IS A NORMAL SIZE, you don’t have to be an ass.

  4. He’ll be laughing on the other side of his face when the Joker’s hilariously evil “boot-polish-on-the-binoculars” trap exacts its full toll…

  5. Is this a caption contest, or is there cropped-out dialogue that explains why he’s smiling for big?


  6. His magic binoculars can see a separate ship with each eye at the same time. That’s gotta cause a headache.