It’s New Year’s Eve, and here at the ISB, that can mean only one thing: It’s time for my annual Winter vacation!
2009 has been a strange and wonderful beast for me, and now I’m shuttering up the blog for a week, but I’ll be back on January 6th to celebrate the holy crap FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of the Invincible Super-Blog. In the meantime, if you’re desperate for more Sims content, I’ll probably have things popping up here and there on ComicsAlliance and Heavy.com, and of course I’ll still be bopping around on the Twitter.
And if that’s not enough, the end of the year means it’s time once again for…
Yes, it’s that time of year when I flip the script and demand that you generate content for my amusement!
Here’s how it works: Pick a comic story–any comic story, it doesn’t have to be from this year–and do a condensed version in the style of the 30 Second Recap posts I’ve done for stuff like Infinite Crisis, Civil War, Secret Invasion, and of course, Bring It On! Then just post it on your own blog, website, Flickr account LiveJournal or whatever and leave a comment on this post telling folks how to find it. Entries must be done and submitted by 11:59 Eastern time on January 5 (Tuesday night).
I’ll pick a winner on Wednesday and the winner will get a “Fabulous” Prize Package consisting of… well, probably just stuff I’ve got lying around, but at the very least you’ll get a terrible drawing from me and signed (by me) copies of Resurrection #8 and Woman of A.C.T.I.O.N. #1.
1. 1. Artwise, your entry doesn’t have to look good, because lord knows mine don’t. It won’t hurt if it looks nice, but shoddy art is both accepted and encouraged. Along the same lines, you don’t necessarily have to use crayons (MS Paint has a similar effect), but you have to draw your entry yourself.
2. For lettering, you can do it by hand if you can write legibly, but feel free to head over to Blambot and use one of their free comic book lettering fonts! As always the use of Comic Sans will result in an immediate disqualification.
3. Entries have a maximum of ten panels. Get it done quickly.
4. One entry per person.
5. If you post your entry somewhere other than a blog or website make sure there is some way for me to contact you. Otherwise, I’ll have to move down to the next place to send them your potential prizes.
6. Content is up to you: Despite me calling it the year-end recap contest, your subject does not have to be a story from this year. The only restriction is that it can’t be a story that hasn’t finished yet. By the nature of the contest, spoilers are par for the course, so if you’re planning on spectating this year, take that into account. Also, my definition of “a comic book story” is pretty vague, you can do anything from one issue to the entire history of the DC Universe (which has been done), but it has to be a comic. So if you were thinking of adapting a highly successful series of vampire novels that I’ve been liveblogging on Twitter…

…that’s a no-go. Otherwise, go nuts.
And that’s it! If you’re looking for more inspiration, check out the previous contests, 2008, 2007 and 2006, and I’ll see you in 2010!
I need to post a link to this to the Twilight fan group on Facebook. That couldn’t possibly end badly.
I have an idea, but it might be a bitch to pull off. Well . . . no guts, no glory, right?
A history of the DC universe in eight panels: http://randompanels.blogspot.com/2010/01/random-panels-presents.html
And suddenly my own entry seems hopelessly wordy and complicated, but it was my runner-up idea for a submission for the last two years, and I’m just glad to get it online and out of my head:
Fantastic Four 293-295 in 30 Seconds.
Woo! One of my former entries was mentioned in the rules!
Okay, this time I went for something smaller than Watchmen or the History of the DC Universe. Just one issue this time but it’s a doozy: http://das-ubernerd.blogspot.com/2010/01/midsummer-nights-dream-in-thirty.html
Unrelated to this, but did you know about this book: http://www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/097624988X
Haunted. Vagina. Novel.
Unrelated to this, but did you know about this book:
I really need to get some balloons and confetti for the one millionth person to give me that link.
(AW BUT I KID MY CONCERNED ALERT READERS!)
. . . and I’m back to feeling inadequate about my own skills. On the bright side, a fatal gunshot wound can be replicated with MS Paint airbrushing. Lucky for me.
I figured you had, but better to hear it a bunch of times than never at all?
Jason, you have seen mine, right? My entry is definitely not one that should make other people feel inadequate. Bear in mind that I was not trying to do a Picasso homage with my use of perspective.
You know, unless Chris really likes Picasso homages in which case it was totally intentional.
Can those of us without blogs or Flickr accounts still e-mail entries like in the past?
Just Some Guy . . . I just like to feel inadequate. Right now, I’ve gotten three panels done, and I’m hoping for honorable mention. But your entry? That’s a high bar to set.
Can those of us without blogs or Flickr accounts still e-mail entries like in the past?
I’d prefer it if you put ’em up somewhere and link in the comments, as it’s easier for me to keep track and I’m worried about leaving someone out. Flickr’s free, son!
Invincible Iron Man: World’s Most Wanted in 30 seconds:
http://twitpic.com/wc7aa
It’s no masterpiece, but it made me laugh.
Here’s my submission. Figured I’d try something off the beaten path.
Here is Green Lantern #76-89 in 30 Seconds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46168678@N04/sets/72157623124438760/
Crossed in one panel.
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/xZk3N1Jo1r1b5ScfARv48g?authkey=Gv1sRgCKekuq7Vxs6yvwE&feat=directlink
No, but really, I enjoy that series a lot.
PS: Jared’s GL/GA is amazing.
Drifting Classroom in 9 similar panels:
http://www.comicspace.com/heimp/comics.php?action=read&file_id=316437
This year, my entry is “Every Herbie Story Ever” in 30 seconds.
http://s458.photobucket.com/albums/qq305/Freed223/Every%20Herbie%20Story%20Ever/
Batman: Battle for the Cowl in 30 seconds…well, more like three seconds…
http://everydayislikewednesday.blogspot.com/2010/01/batman-battle-for-cowl-in-30-seconds-or.html
Uncanny X-Men #200 in 30 seconds:
http://sakuuya.livejournal.com/1306.html
Done. Had to recycle some material, junk a scene with Wonder Woman bitching about her new wardrobe, and you’ll have to click the first two images for the full effect, but I think I did a good job.
Oh, and in the fifth panel? I didn’t know how to junk the white frame around the pictures, so it looks like the fist (for lack of a better term) is detached. Please suspend your imagination on that.
I’m recapping the history of a certain head-trauma-prone Emerald Gladiator with “The History of Hal Jordan in 30 Seconds”.
http://stars-and-garters.blogspot.com/2010/01/fourth-annual-30-second-recap-contest-i.html
@Ephraim:
Brilliant! Also, my longing for the banned Rick Veitch “Swamp Thing meets Jesus” issue is lessened considerably.
Okay, I’ve done a a 1990 Punisher prestiege format one-shot from 1990 called The Prize. I just wanted to make sure I didn’t double up or anything.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46147571@N02/?donelayout=1
Amazing Spider-Man #33 in two panels (with and without text, so you can decide for yourself which you prefer):
http://fishflavoredbaseballbat.blogspot.com/2010/01/30-second-recap-amazing-spider-man-33.html
Manhunter: Trial By Fire in 30 seconds
I actually bought some crayons this time around, but they were cheap plastic crap that didn’t work, so it’s back to the pencil for another year…
Can you enter for other people without their knowledge? ‘Cuz Richard Thompson has it sewn up:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3_P7eJQLZ54/S0EDn6AKhYI/AAAAAAAACHw/P6MeUCbAFgQ/s1600-h/tolkien.jpg
This is one of my favorite New Year’s traditions! Also, your drawings are improving.
Drawn by hand, coloured by Paint, it’s the recapped version of Green Lantern vol. 3 #100-106, Emerald Knights!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daemaus/sets/72157623139142450/
First timer here, just hope this at least gives someone a chuckle.
Here’s my entry:
http://www.jozga.co.uk/gallery/batman-comic.jpg
Batman Cacophony!
Nice work, Ross. I hated that storyline . . . it was gratuitously Hal-centric and Kyle came off as a putz. Also, are we the only ones to remember Kyle’s Corps? They actually had a write-up in a Secret Files issue, and nobody went back to them again.
Damn, it looks like we all got Hal on the brain.
my post is kinda old actually but it kinda fits the bill. enjoy
http://jasonsartblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/watchmen-abridged.html
Jason-I hear that! It’s like Ron Marz was channeling the future ghost of Geoff Johns for those issues, having just enough control to make Kyle all whiny.
“Damn, it looks like we all got Hal on the brain.”
Everyone wants a piece of the Jordanmeister lately. Even Sinestro’s starting to think he’d look good in yellow.
FACE FRONT, YA GOLDBRICKIN’ YAHOOS! We’ve got a WAR to win and Mama C’s bashful, blue-eyed boy is aimin’ to WIN it!!
And to all the mark-ass bustas who think I put too much effort into this contest every year, I just have one thing to say: Don’t Yield. BACK NICK FURY, AGENT of muthalovin’ S.H.I.E.L.D. IN 30 SECONDS!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/53208639@N00/sets/72157623011054933/
Finally I got around to something that didn’t fall apart mid-execution.
Here’s my one-panel take on Beta Ray Bill Godhunter:
http://theotheradamford.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/30-second-comic-recap-contest/
adam ford, that was awesome. I loves me some Beta Ray Bill, and that Gidhunter storyline didn’t make any sense, until now. Kudos.
Tim C I salute you. That was amazing.
Here’s my entry;
Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds in 30 seconds.
http://cid-e6c848b7de114a2d.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/Public/Legion%20of%20Three%20Worlds%20in%2030%20Seconds%20Recap%20ISB%20Contest
Here’s mine: http://angelfromanotherpin.blogspot.com/2010/01/umbrella-academy-apocalypse-suite-in-30.html
Tim C, “everbody dance now” is how you do denouement. Well done sir!
Living Between Wednesdays represent!
Battle for the Cowl in 30 Seconds is go!
http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/?p=3033
Awesome entries so far folks! Here’s my two cents’ worth of bad pastiche:
Frank Miller’s All-Star Batman and Robin in 30 Seconds — http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FCcSd4C1vR0/S0O7c0CbxtI/AAAAAAAAATA/fiN-XYwNsfs/s1600-h/30secondswithMiller.jpg
And in case you’re desperately eager to read it, the blog it’s on is at http://thedevilsvirtue.blogspot.com/
Here’s my entry.
Blue Devil enlists a lawyer to end his deal with the devil. Then nothing. Then the exciting conclusion. Read all about it.
And Imageshack FTW!
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2300/bluedevil.jpg
Nicely done, Johnathan . . . but no Ragdoll as Robin? I’m slightly dissapointed.
Long-time lurker here–it looked like fun, so I thought I’d jump in. Here’s my Birds of Prey inspired comic:
http://www.angrywall.com/?p=15
I’m a throwin my hat in the ring!
Awesome Crisis!
http://monkeyhatescomics.blogspot.com/2010/01/final-crisis-30-second-recap.html
Chris, Chris, Chris … the timing for me this year was terrible, so this is all I have time for:
http://www.bleedingneon.com/2010/01/05/secret-wars-ii-in-one-panel/
Let’s hope my comment doesn’t get spammed out as usual. I might e-mail you just in case.
Tim C’s Nick Fury entry is so good, I dunno what to do about it.
PJ, sincerely, if I had thought to do a poop joke, I could have put away the crayons and watched football all weekend like a normal person. You crushed me, dogg.
Here’s my entry.
Hope everyone enjoys Blackest Night: Batman in 30 seconds!
http://myworldoffandom.blogspot.com/2010/01/2009-30-second-recap-contest-entry.html
Michelle . . . first up, you gotta post more often on your blog. You make me look like . . . well, Sims. Secondly, very nice use of Blackest Night. Damian is a cute hellion, isn’t he?
Here’s mine. I hope I’m not too late.
The whole freaking 24 issues of Godzilla King Of Monsters in 30 seconds. I’m going to go buy new green crayons since all mine are broken now.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46246612@N02/
Oops. That came out backwards. Here it is forwards.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46246612@N02/sets/72157623149839350/
Goddammit, I was so close to on time I could TASTE it! Hope you’ll let my entry slide in, Chris. Here’s…
MARVEL COMICS #1 in 30 Seconds
AND WE ARE CLOSED!
I didn’t get a chance to whip up an entry this year, but I’m really enjoying the ones listed here. Really great work.
Tim C’s Nick Fury is just wonderful. And I love Johnathan’s Man-Bat with a cowl on his head (as well as the rest of his Battle For the Cowl entry).
Not a contest entry, but two murders are referenced in the World of New Krypton preview…and the Editor’s caption reads:
“In WONK #3”
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/01/smwnk_11_dylux-5-copy.jpg
I just think WONK should be the official title.
A tad late, but I’ve never let rules stop me before…
http://kleefeldoncomics.blogspot.com/2010/01/cci-2009-in-30-seconds.html
I think TimC won this. That, good sir, was amazing.
TimC always delivers but he Steranked it up this year for reals.
All in all, more entries cracked me up this time than the years before, regardless of skill or time spent.
I’m particularly glad Max Huffman didn’t participate. It seems everything that kid does is pure gold. (and he’s just a kid, yo!)
Also, I will never forgive myself for 1.Spelling Reed Richards name wrong and 2.Forgetting to draw the mouth fire when Godzilla is in the past. Opps.
@SKleefeld: Heh. Personally, I just shut out the Twilight noise and had a good CCI. Ran myself ragged, but I had a good time.
@Michael: You can’t drive yourself crazy over mistakes. Right now, I’m kicking myself for the lopsided dimensions of my panels and for the minimum of two mistakes I made. And yet, I still feel like I have a shot at winning.
TIM C IS A GOD AMONG MEN
THAT IS ALL