29 thoughts on “The Most Sinister Master Plan of All Time”

  1. What. No. Really?

    People can actually come up with this shit AND have it still be more awesome than Jar Jar Binks…

  2. Doom’s eyes aren’t squares, they’re rectangles. Then again, what do you expect from a woman who is neither a moon nor a dragon?

  3. I assume “square eyes” is a term of endearment.

    Perhaps he calls her “round nubbin” in return.

  4. Such silly fun.

    Look for it soon as the latest recycled crossover. Somehow. In some way.

    Imagine this as a modern decompressed story… The horror the horror…

  5. Man, Doom is really putting that staggeringly immense intellect to work. You dont see any DUMB villains coming up with Star Jaws, now do you?

  6. thats not a moondragon…

    hmm, I cant think of way of altering the next line without it sounding dirty, and while I normally wouldnt have a problem with that, it doesn’t really gel with the super-stories scene.

    Also,I gotta go tell Das-Ubernerd that, as a cross between Galactus and Pacman, Starjaws totally beat the Anti-monitor to the punch.

  8. Didn’t you already post this awhile back? I vaguely recall Doom having Tie Fighters? And a robot that was even more blatantly gay than C3-P0?

  10. So what exactly is Doom’s plan here? Is there an even larger SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE GHOST that he needs a giant power pellet to deal with or something?

    “Also,I gotta go tell Das-Ubernerd that, as a cross between Galactus and Pacman, Starjaws totally beat the Anti-monitor to the punch.”

    Hey, I never claimed that the Anti-Monitor was original.

  11. Meanwhile, Unicron looks at this and rumbles “I AM DISPLEASED.”

    Someone said this, I forget who, but someone needs to let Grant Morrison write Spider-Man. But only after reading ALL of the Spidey Super Stories. I’m telling you, Morrison updating all this crazy stuff would be beyond gold.

  12. So, upon building a space station the size of Jupiter… you fill it with teeth.

    I don’t think you thought your clever plan all the way through, Doom.

  13. Squeamish,

    I think Doom did plan better than you may know…he did put in a second row of teeth behind the first one as a back up and to add chewing power!!!

  16. Somehow now all I can think of is that ad (which I can’t find a copy of) where Doom rants about making the Earth a “LIVING TOOOOOOOOMB!” Why, I don’t know.

    BTW I finished reading the archives of the ISB last night, all the way back to 2005, and I am a better person for it. And I really really want to stop by Wizards & Villains and spend money I shouldn’t be spending. Does the Cap’n still make appearances?

  19. My poor little brain is in shards all over the floor. StarJaws!

    Thank goodness this wasn’t made in 1982 or we’d have The Best Little ET in Texas.

  22. Dear Chris,
    If I brought a Spidey Super Story issue to a con, would you sign it.

  23. I can honestly say this seems to be shaping up to be the best spidey super story ever.

  24. No. Effin’. Way.

    Oh yes. Yes way indeed.

    Dear Chris,
    If I brought a Spidey Super Story issue to a con, would you sign it.

    Sure. I’ll be at HeroesCon this June in Charlotte, NC.

    I can honestly say this seems to be shaping up to be the best spidey super story ever.

    After I finish this story, I think I’m retiring the ISB’s SSS posts.

  25. And is Doom yawning in the first panel? Like, he’s so chillaxed about how nothing can stop him that he’s about to leave tied-up Moondragon and take a little nap?

  26. I know i’m a bit late on this, but:

    Iron Man was mind-bogglingly awesome. (I just saw it, blame my jackass friends who went without me.)