Long-time ISB readers are probably already aware that I love me some Detroit Metal City, and when the live-action movie came out last week, I could not wait to pop that sucker in the DVD player and watch it.

The end result? Quite possibly the most metal movie I’ve ever seen. It’s the sort of thing I feel compelled to share with my cretinous readers, which is why I’ve compiled the ten most metal moments, now in Animated .Gif form!

As friends of mine have told me, the Internet will rue the day when I discovered Photoshop’s “animation” pane.