As a service to our readership, each installment of Warrior Wisdom Fridays will provide an inspirational (and actual) quote from the Ultimate Warrior so that those who read it may take it to heart and reflect on how it may improve their lives. Installments of WWF should be accompanied by fifteen to twenty minutes of meditation and reflection, aided by soft music or strong herbal tea.
The haiku cinches it.
He needs not protection.
We, however, may need protection from him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WlNb3j1llc
I think we all have to look inside ourselves and figure out how to tell the people who crush our inner flower that we need not their protection, Hulk Hogan.
“Queering doesn’t make the world work”.
That is right up there with Warrior’s “joke” about coming back from a fishing trip in New Orleans(Post-Katrina).
I think he needs to go back to Jake the Snake and exhume the truth in life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgIoUZXq34
Only the weak and fearful need punctuation Hulk Hogan
It has punctuation. Hulk Hogan is the new period.
What we must do is beyond us Chris Sims I read your blog faithfully Chris Sims and I knew you were not dumb Chris Sims when I looked into your eyes I saw worlds worlds filled with face kicks and batteries face kicks and batteries that ran thick through you Chris Sims at Comic-Con I needed no friends I needed no partners every ninja stands by his self but the fanboy always has but Chris Sims you still do not understand you still have Punisher punching a bear I need not your invincible super-blog Chris Sims
The Ultimate Warrior must be a fantastic friend if you have alzheimers. There’s no way you’d forget who you are with him by your side.
Nah, he just starts calling everyone Hoakogan.
Now, if the Hulkster- God forbid- ever got Alzheimer’s, it’d be a great help.
The Ultimate Warrior worked extensively to prepare this “extemporaneous” speech. In an early draft, he wrote HULK HOGAN WHEN I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES I SAW THE DOORWAY TO A THOUSAND CHURCHES IN YOUR EYES THE RESOLUTION TO ALL THE FRUITLESS SEARCHES.
The line between the interestingly deep lyrics of Peter Gabriel and the maddenly thickbrained words of Ultimate Warrior… dear god, it really IS that fine a line, isn’t it?!
HULK HOGAN THE TIME I LOVE IS THE RUSH HOUR BECAUSE HULK HOGAN I HAVE THE RUSH PUSHING ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HULK HOGAN KNOW SO MUCH
…Oh god, it works. I am filled with shame.
My life is made better…somehow…by Warrior Fridays. HOKOGAN!!!
Everything about this rules, from the photo to the font to the overall design. Nice job.
That isn’t the Wrestlemania 6 promo, is it?