Each week, the ISB endeavors to enlighten our readers by offering the unedited words of the Warrior Scholars of the squared circle, for who among us cannot benefit from the wisdom of Macho Madness, Hulkamania, or the American Dream? The instruction we offer should be considered carefully, meditated on, and applied to one’s own life for the enrichment of the self and others.
It’s… it’s like a WWF version of “Let This Be Your Last Battlefield”.
I’m worried because I actually understand this one.
It works better if you read it in the voice of Mojo Jojo.
When will we hear from the American Dream??
Due to the lack of punctuation in Wrestler Wisdoms, they always read like Sarah Palin speeches to me.
When will we hear from the American Dream??
Three weeks ago.