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Nothin’ wrong with eating Hulkaroos (they stay crispy in milk), but Hulkayoos are endangered.
Endangered, with great big soulful eyes…
Pastamania BROTHER!
When I was in college, I was a one dollar busride away from Pastamania during its brief life and it still saddens me that I never went. I think it was only in business for about 45 minutes…
I think Pastamania failed because no one would go into a restaurant to order something called “Hulkayoos’ or “Hulkaroos.”
Are “Hulkaroos” anything like “Underoos”?
Please, god, I hope not.