Six Days of Santa Claus: Day 5

Posted on December 21, 2008 by Chris Sims

Standing in for Kris Kringle tonight, it’s…

This is what I say at work instead of 'Happy Holidays.'

Evergreen the Talking Christmas Tree!

Because really, who better to help out Santa by delivering toys to Chris Giarrusso’s G-Man than the Christmas tree that came to life and stole his car?

7 thoughts on “Six Days of Santa Claus: Day 5”

MW on December 21, 2008 at 10:53 pm said:

Can’t sleep. Tree’ll eat me.
Vendicare on December 22, 2008 at 12:34 am said:

Hell, Can’t stay awake. Tree’ll keep looking at me.

Now I have to finish the bottle of Bailey’s to sleep. Thanks, Chris.
bookrats on December 22, 2008 at 12:43 am said:

Err, Chris:

What are you doing at work when you yell “Happy Christmas Surprise!”??
bookrats on December 22, 2008 at 12:45 am said:

PS

Myself, I prefer “Death from Above!” (Then I toss candy canes.)

45 lb. candy canes.
Jeff on December 22, 2008 at 9:24 am said:

I suspect Chris’ “Happy Christmas Surprise” involves car batteries, wrapped in tinsel.
Danicus on December 22, 2008 at 12:01 pm said:

Just got internet back after two weeks without it (im one of the people from the Ice Storm Crisis of New England) and the first thing I did was check the ISB.
Danicus on December 22, 2008 at 11:37 pm said:

that is grade-A nightmare fuel.