…is experiencing the rarely seen Batmanguish.
From The Brave and the Bold #126, where Batman fights underwater Nazis. That link to purchase you’ll be wanting is right here
BATMAN
…is experiencing the rarely seen Batmanguish.
From The Brave and the Bold #126, where Batman fights underwater Nazis. That link to purchase you’ll be wanting is right here
Batmanguish.
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…YES.
Batman discovers the McRib is no longer being served in Gotham.
He is so upset that his eyelashes just jumped clear off his face!
He just saw the ending of Watchmen
I’m sorry, Chris, you need to close the blog. You’ll never top “Batmanguish”.
Batman was hoping it wouldn’t come to this. He was hoping he wouldn’t have to blow up the brand-new Arrow-Destroyer with all hands on board. But Ollie just wouldn’t stop running his mouth. And now here we are.
“E6…old chum.”
“You sank my battleship!!”
I believe he just realized that his parents are dead.
Diarrhea Is Like A Storm Raging Inside You.
Rarely seen? Have you never heard of Norm Breyfogle?
“Hey, Batman, great news– Artie Simek is doing the logo for your new book!”
I’ve often thought that modern pop divas didn’t make enough references to Marvel letterers from the ’60s. Good job, Miss Knowles! Also, who had 4th comment in the pool for “When will someone mention the Watchmen movie in this totally unrelated comment section?” Because you just won a ton of theoretical dollars, yo!
You’re exaggerating, Brad. Today’s pot was only $15.
Now, if he gets the rest of the week right, he has a chance at getting a couple hundred for sweeping it.
It’s from when Batman mentions his parents are dead during his breakout Gangsta rap single from his debut album “Straight Outta Gotham.” It’s 7 minutes of “I’m Batman, my be dead yo, my parents be motherfucking dead yo, I’m Batman.”
“You’re exaggerating, Brad. Today’s pot was only $15.”
I knew I shouldn’t have let Bernie Madoff manage the damn thing.
“Really?! A giant energy ball?!”
Batman…
Made a big mistake in choosing Bane as his proctologist.
He’s an even worse chiropractor!
Okay, speaking of The Brave and the Bold, there really needs to be at least something about last Friday’s “season finale” here. (“Season Finale” except that the series is so badass that Cartoon Network said “fuck this season break shit” and is starting Season Two on Friday. Sweet!)
I mean, this is a show where the usual format is to have Batman team up with other heroes to fight a rampaging super-villain. This is a solid formula! But for the finale, they mixed it up a bit so that Batman teamed up with other Batmans to fight a rampaging evil Batman. Somebody has finally managed to invent a story where the hero, villain and supporting cast are all Batman, and that’s not even mentioning how awesome Jeff Bennett’s Joker is. Seriously, what’s the hold-up?
(Also, this is not a “BatB Batman teams up with TAS Batman and Bob Kane Batman” sort of alternate-universe deal, which is not to say that wouldn’t be cool. No, this is cowboy Batman, vampire Batman, and flying psychic midget Batman. They brought the Elseworlds crazy.)
Okay, speaking of The Brave and the Bold, there really needs to be at least something about last Friday’s “season finale†here.
Really? Does there? Really?