But Jonah, who signed all their paychecks, did not.
JJJ hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season,
And not even Robbie really quite knew the reason!
Perhaps it was just the cigars that he smokes?
Or maybe he’s really the meanest of blokes!
But no matter why, children, for as we’ll all soon see,
It’s in ruining Christmas where Jonah finds glee!
It starts at the party–much like most office crises–
With a group of lost children, fresh in from the ices!
Poor Miss Brant was elected as their de facto sitter,
Then a mention of Spidey set the kids all a-twitter!
“Kids?! In MY office?!” Jonah said with a growl,
“I’ll stop them from loving that menace… but.. how?”
…And that’s what made this Jonah’s best Christmas ever.
For the scenes shown above (and lots more Yuletide fun), you should check out Spider-Man’s Tangled Web twenty-one! As you can all see, it’s a heck of a book, by the team of J. Bone and–of course!–Darwyn Cooke!