The Monday Meme: Superman’s Crazy Eyes
May 21, 2007 | Posted by Chris Sims When I was reading through the second installment of Bob Kanigher’s Bat-Witch Saga last week, I came across this little gem…
…and if ever there was a panel that cried out for digital manipulation, that is it.
I mean, really: He might well be ordering his best friend and said friend’s famous ancestor to fight each other to the death for his own amusement, but can even that be the source of such intense mania? I think not.
No, I think that crazed gleam in his eye can only come from the anticipation of the Daily Planet’s Thursday lunch menu:
Of course, Mark Hale thinks the Man of Steel’s just psyched about passing a message of safety to The Kids:
What do you think, readers?
Ah, user-generated content. The lazy blogger’s truest friend.
In addition to the ones posted in the comments section, I always get a few of these in email, and then immediately forget about them. But not this time! Here’s what you guys had to offer:
Aaron Rushton brings some new shit to light with these two:
Filthy McMonkey violates the ISB’s standing “No Star Wars” Rule:
Jim “Flashback” Shelley offers up this trio:
Thanks, everybody!
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Here you go.
The only thing that’s coming to mind involves Lois Lane and a black eye, and that would be wrong!
YouTube is the lazy blogger’s trusted friend. User generated content is its guillable, pushover friend…
That being said Supes is obviously telling the townsfolk how many nipples Batman has to work them into a hysterical frenzy…
Who am I to judge What Superman does in the Fortress of Solitude?
“I swear, I had nothing to do with the poop smeared in the bathroom…honest!”
Superman is Electric.
“THE POWER OF KANIGHER COMPELS YOU!”
“Yes, I’ve been taking Kandorian diet pills for the last FIVE DAYS! WHY DO YOU ASK?!!“
“Oh you better BELIEVE you are going to give me a high five. You are going to give me a HIGH FIVE. RIGHT. NOW.”
Superman knows ACTING!
Because when Superman gets the munchies, nothing gets in his way.
I am…a fan of the JACKSON FIVE!
I really should be more ashamed of this than I am.
SUPERMAN SINGS BECK.
Superman says:
Well, she fucked Lumbergh.
“You stink palm him Batman. You’ve been fighting crime all day, wearing tights and two sets of underwear. Your ass is sweaty as hell.”
“You’re right Superman. That’ll make the Joker pay for what he did to Jason Todd.”
“After that, do it to Jeph Loeb.”
“You’re never going to believe what I just did to Cat Woman, brah. The bitch’s FREEE_KAY!”
Superman says: “Your helmet needs this many layers of aluminum foil.”
This isn’t exactly news to anyone, but superman is a dick.
Superman + David Blaine + Bo Selecta
I mean, Supergirl’s only my cousin, so it’s okay.
For any Curb Your Enthusiasm fans out there.
Vague but disturbing?
Superman’s Crazy Eyes are catchin’!
Topical! (Or it would’ve been last week.)
Superman Hunter D
Those crazy eyes made me think Tom Cruise, but the eyebrows are Tyra, all the way.
I’m so ashamed of myself.
No Photoshop handy, so you’ll have to settle for text:
Fifth rule: One fight at a time, fellas.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7724/crazyeyesblankcopytb1.jpg
When I realized what day it was, I had to make a half-assed hommage.
Another one.
You asked for it…
http://i7.tinypic.com/6fkf47o.jpg
as if the original quote weren’t ridiculous enough?
” Hello, you don’t know me, but I would like to take some liberties with your bosom.”
He gets lonely sometimes…
My Superman’s a giant troll.
“I’m gonna hit you ’til candy comes out!”
“Hey ladies….do you want to see my Giant-Size Man Thing?”
“Whoa, my hands are huuuuuuuuge. They can touch everything except themselves. Oh wait.”
The ULTIMATE nerdstyle crazy Superman.
CAN YOU TAKE IT?
“Well, it ain’t hairy yet. Looks like I’ve got some work to do.”
Max Radical, that is bombadical! Need to have Supes in an gingham dress, though.
In honor of the Superman Homepage:
“Time to MILK ME SOME TRACTORS!!!!”
“I am not left-handed!!!! “
Damn, I’ve been reading this blog all this time and I didn’t know there WAS a No Star Wars rule.
Consider me suitably chastised.
ISB Classic, May 19, 2005: The Star Wars Rule is put into effect.
Suck it, Miller! I’m the MOTHER F___ING SUPERMAN!
I like what i see
I like what i see, hahah, ahahahahh, ahahahahahahhhahahh