As though the Internet wasn’t already sick of me answering questions, today has brought an all-new installment of Ask Chris, the Internet’s Most Batmancentric Q&A Column!
This time out, I attempt to explain Batman’s Tom Cruisian hatred of psychiatry to an eight year-old and once again let Michael Fleisher do my job by hitting up Original Encyclopedia of Comic Book Heroes to discover a few of Superman’s strangest powers.
Plus, I creep everyone out in celebration of my 13th Column!
If you’ve got a question you want me to answer in a future column, put it on Twitter with the tag #askchris or shoot an email to comicsalliance at gmail.com with [Ask Chris] in the subject line!
Pychiatry: the science of curing mental disorders with the application of delicious pies.
I AM SURE I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SIR.
Ahem.
There is another possible explanation for all the evil psychiatrists/psychologists in Batman comics:
DC is secretly owned by Scientologists.