That’s right, folks: I’m taking my annual Birthday Vacation a little early this year and heading up north for the next couple of days. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a little content to occupy your time while I’m gone with my yearly tradition of using my days off to post nothing but… Well, you know what they are by now.

And away we go!

I’ll be back next week, kids. Don’t break anything while I’m gone.

For more kid-friendly face-kicking excitement, grab the new digest of Chris Giarrusso’s Mini Marvels.