Christmas Special: Oh, You Better Watch Out!

You’d better not cry!

You’d better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why:





Victor V. fills in for Santa courtesy of Scott Lobdell and John Byrne in the pages of WHAT THE–?! #10. And yes: It’s a poem.

23 thoughts on “Christmas Special: Oh, You Better Watch Out!

  1. Well, that’s it.

    My brain just died from an overdose of awesome.

    My favorite Santa ever…and the line about Coal made it even better.

  2. It all makes sense, really.

    It’s easy to deliver toys to all the children of the world when you have countless legions of Santa Doombots to do your bidding.

    I’m getting ahead of the curve and sending my wish list directly to Latveria this year.

  3. So, he has to deliver toys to all the good children in the world…

    …to deliver his mother’s soul from HELL?


  4. Ah, I remember the first time I read that issue. It truly filled my soul with the Spirit of Christmas as it was intended.

  5. “Good little boys and girls get the most wonderful of presents. To live in aworld ruled by Doom, the most beneficent of all monarchs.”

  6. That’s awesome.

    There should be more Santa-age and Batman. yes, we need more Batman, and more Santa.

  7. Reading a certain “Christmas” script not too long ago…. I had the same feeling of goodness while reading that script that I had when I read that Santa Doom story many eons ago.

    Loved every second of it.

    And I could not help but notice that it is probably the only “What the” tale actually featuring the “Fantastic Four” and not the “Fantastical Four”, or “Captain America” as opposed to “Chaplin America” or something etc…

    Ahhhhhhh….. the memories.

  8. Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. Keep on writting and cheers from afar