Five Comic Book Explanations For the Extremely Creepy Mass Animal Deaths

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Chris Sims

Today on ComicsAlliance, I’m tackling the issues of the day by compiling a list of possible explanations for the creepy mass animal deaths that have been making headlines and heralding Armageddon for the past few weeks.

The downside? These explanations really only work in comics. And, as you might expect from my usual style, they barely work there.

3 thoughts on “Five Comic Book Explanations For the Extremely Creepy Mass Animal Deaths”

bookrats on January 13, 2011 at 3:43 pm said:

But… they’re all such wonderful theories!! How can I pick just one???

…OK: COBRA.
Cookie McCool on January 13, 2011 at 3:54 pm said:

I totally want it to be Cobra. I have no plans made for a Cobrapocalypse, because it would be awesome as all fuck.
Mister F on January 14, 2011 at 12:20 am said:

I am honestly surprised that you didn’t blame this on a poison gas attack by the KGBeast.