Do you have any idea how much it sucks to be kicked in the face by a guy who has trod the jeweled thrones of the Earth beneath his sandaled feet?
From The Savage Sword of Conan #44
Friday Night Fights: Hither Came Conan…
Do you have any idea how much it sucks to be kicked in the face by a guy who has trod the jeweled thrones of the Earth beneath his sandaled feet?
From The Savage Sword of Conan #44
Classic Conan strategy! The one guy gets kicked in the face while the other one is blinded by the close-up of the mighty Cimmerian dong!
Conan is as awesome as Chris Sims!
Even Conan tries to pander to Chris with kicks to the face.
At least you’d get a good close-up of some interesting mementoes and gewgaws on the bottom of those same sandalled feet, and could collapse safe in the knowledge that you’d been drop-punted in the chops by some well-travelled and worldly footwear…
Would face kicks dealt out by Conan qualify as torture under the Geneva Convention, I wonder?
I feeeel like I’ve seen that kick before. Punisher 2099, perhaps?
Hoorrrmm…
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It’s funny, reading the Savage Sword stuff, and reconciling this Conan with the Conan of …the Adventurer fame. I know Roy wrote the script to that film, but really? You’d hardly know it.