7 thoughts on “Friday Night Fights: Hither Came Conan…

  1. Classic Conan strategy! The one guy gets kicked in the face while the other one is blinded by the close-up of the mighty Cimmerian dong!

  2. At least you’d get a good close-up of some interesting mementoes and gewgaws on the bottom of those same sandalled feet, and could collapse safe in the knowledge that you’d been drop-punted in the chops by some well-travelled and worldly footwear…

  3. Would face kicks dealt out by Conan qualify as torture under the Geneva Convention, I wonder?

  4. It’s funny, reading the Savage Sword stuff, and reconciling this Conan with the Conan of …the Adventurer fame. I know Roy wrote the script to that film, but really? You’d hardly know it.