27 thoughts on “Good Ol’ Fashioned Nightmare Fuel: The Bettopus”

1. Fuck you for this, Sims.

2. Hey, Kevin, don’t blame me because you have a new fetish now.

3. “Morphing” is Riverdale slang for LSD, I take it?

4. Y’know what’d be even more truly horrifying? Bettopus vs. Insect Queen. Drawn by Jim Balent.

   Yeah!

5. Well, as they say in Riverdale, many hands make light work.

6. This has cancelled out any interest I had in seeing Goth Betty…or living.

7. So I’m the only person that thinks this is hot? Really?

8. Me, I want to see Archie Comics publish a Goth Bettopus One-Shot. I know this makes me a bad person.

9. *ahem*
   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
   *gasp*
   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHY?!?!

10. So Betty is Riverdale’s Jimmy Olsen, apprently.

11. Gah, squid ladies! Well at least she doesn’t have boobs there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHA9Ig7HOGA

12. There are words to describe what I’m feeling, but they are written in a dead language and hidden from prying eyes who may wish to resurrect the dark times.

13. Aw heck, Bettopus isn’t so bad. It’s just Squiddly Diddly in drag, for heaven’s sake.

    AntBetty, on the other hand, will come to devour me in my nightmares. Look at her. Those are the cold, predatory eyes of a being who mates, then kills.

14. Today’s challenge: find at least four pieces of porn about the Bettopus on the internet. You can’t make your own.

    Knowing the internet as we all do, I expect it should take you about fourteen seconds. Twenty, if you disallow photoshopped pictures.

15. The useful thing about the Bettopus is that she can pretty much be her own hentai.

16. See, sometimes I just set ’em up and let you guys do the jokes.

17. Morphing makes everything easier.

    Ahh… Morphine.

18. Ummmm, Prairie Squid.

19. I assume the blonde hair is so that you can tell her apart from Veronopus when they’re shooting the pool scene? You know, like no-name porn stars have to wear a little bit of jewelry so they’re readily distinguishable whilst writhing about?

20. AntBetty, on the other hand, will come to devour me in my nightmares. Look at her. Those are the cold, predatory eyes of a being who mates, then kills.
    So how is she different from regular Betty?
    Sorry. Cheap joke, couldn’t resist.

21. Generally, the ISB has me freaking out in a good way.

    With this post, I am freaking out. Not in a good way, though.

22. So this is what an Archie/Cthulhu cross-over would result in.

    Call the B.P.R.D. Please.

23. Apparently, Riverdale is a Lovecraftian hovel, a tad brighter then Innsmouth or Dunwich, to be sure. But still reeking of degenerate cults dedicated to Dagon and Cthulhu, where amphibious and amorphous beings lurk in the guises of human beauty. Ia! Ia!

24. The thing that disturbs me most about this pic is the tentacle holding the broom and how that all works.
    Although it’s somewhat more disturbing that I’m more put off by wonky art than Bettopus in general…

25. Aargh! Tentacles again! Still they would come in handy if one was cleaning the room.

26. Hey, Ant!Betty! Know what else is a tight squeeze? Your mom!

    And I should know!

    Because I banged her! Like a screen door!

27. …She can’t hear me, can she?