To promote the Archie/Val romance in the upcoming Archie #608, the Archie Blog put together some mocked-up magazine covers, and while they’re fun, it seems like they’ve left one out. So of course, because I love Archie comics more than ten normal men, I’ve done my best to help out!
I approve this idea. Not just the Sims cover, but the whole idea. Ageless Highschool moron locked in the same cycle of relationships for fifty plus years? End it here.
So what happened to Archie getting married? Or has marital infidelity finally come to Riverdale?
I’m just glad it didn’t turn out to be Black Tail magazine.
Wait, “The upcoming” Archie 608? Didn’t this happen last year?
Alt-text = win.