Look. I’m as surprised as you are that I forgot to do my weekly round of self-promotion. I guess I was just wrapped up in playing Assassin’s Creed for 72 straight hours recovering from another week of hard work hand-crafting content just for you. Yes, you. Here’s what it was:

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Kerry Callen and I imagined the wedding of Betty and Veronica! Kerry’s always fun to work with, but he knocked this one right out of the park — I love their respective dresses, and his passed-out Hiram Lodge is pretty perfect.

Also on the Valentine’s tip, I finished up fourteen days of dubious romance comics. Nice to hear people enjoyed these.

I reviewed 2009’s 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand in one of the most sterling examples of me writing about things that nobody cares about except me, but let’s face it: This review was a foregone conclusion from the moment I bought the game. It was just a question of whether it would end up here, on CA, or whether I’d have to register DJWhooKidIsTheNewGarrus.com.

I reviewed Kevin Smith’s Comic Book Men, a show that I did not enjoy. As a bonus, please enjoy the comments about how I’m biased and that’s just my opinion from people that aren’t quite clear on how the concept of a review works. I’m sure they’re in there.

In this week’s Ask Chris, I break down ten issues of the Punisher to see if they are collectively worth at least 80 cents. One more time, just so we’re clear on this: These are actual questions I get from readers.