Romance Special: Great Moments in Comic Book Pickup Lines, Volume One

It’s February, and as is tradition here on the ISB, that can only mean one thing:

AhhhhhhROMANCE!

But don’t worry: If you don’t have a special someone, I’m here to offer my expertise with a series of lessons that I’ve learned from that most lovelorn medium of all, the comic book. First up, a tip on how to set the mood for your surprise romantic encounter, from the pages of Garth Ennis and John McCrea’s Hitman:

 

 

It’s important to make your loved one feel special!

4 thoughts on “Romance Special: Great Moments in Comic Book Pickup Lines, Volume One

  1. I guess he had her at “hello” — or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof. Ladies love a hand-picked for awesomeness issue of “Hitman”.

  2. *cue 1990s style action movie narration*

    “I THOUGHT my post about the love story of a Robot Brain and a French Gorilla was the funniest comics-related thing about Valentine’s Day on the Net . . .

    But I was wrong.

    DEAD WRONG.”