14 thoughts on “Spooktoberfest Special: Don’t Cry, Andrew Bennett!

  1. Holy Cow. “I…Vampire!” Man, that takes me back. That was a comic that missed its sweet spot by about 5 or 10 years. How the heck did it never get revived until Dr. 13? Anytime between Anne Rice and Twilight there’s never NOT been a vampire fad to glom onto!

  2. Two thirds of the reunion of Blood, Sweat & Tears, right there. Rock on, Lord Bennett – rock on.

  3. Even vampires hate littering.

    Well, duh. You know how much it sucks to lay down in a heap of your native soil only to find an empty beer can in there?

  4. Somehow this is the panel I imagine we’d be seeing if Anita Blake ever got around to actually showing a vampire.

    …Followed by 7 pages of dialogue about how the vampire is crying because of sexism.

    …To which Anita would respond by offering to sleep with him.

  5. look at those little nubs of fangs. he should have stuck to people with low blood sugar.

  6. That vampire has a serious case of pink eye. He better wash his hands or he could infect others.

  7. Everybody now!

    (Sung to “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes”)

    When graveyard winds blow cold
    And you’re 300 years old
    Iiit stiiings…
    Drinking isn’t wise
    Cos’ every red drop flies
    Blood gets in your eyes…