More of the Hulk’s questionable decorating tips can be found in Marvel Team-Up Annual #3, where the Jade Giant, Power Man, Iron Fist, Machine Man, and Spider-Man team up. And by “team up,” I mean punch each other for 48 pages.
The Incredible Hulk: Feng Shui Consultant
In other words, the only meaning of “team up” that anybody really cares about.
Hulk should come by to redecorate my office. The energy just isn’t flowing right. However, there are no stupid trees, and our chairs aren’t made of wood, so maybe he’s not the best guy to consult.
I find myself wondering what a Spidey Super Story featuring The Hulk would be like.
While chairs make a fool out of Hulk, ottomans make him feel ashamed.
..and yet these two panels are still more entertaining and have more genuine Hulk Smash! than Ang Lee’s entire film.
Boy that Hulk, will he ever learn?
Also, Optimus Prime chucking an engine while yelling VIOLENCE!
http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/schide66/?action=view¤t=39c546ab.jpg
This is just the kind of decoration show TLC needs to bring in that needed 18 to 25 male demographic.
>>Marvel Team-Up Annual #3, where the Jade Giant, Power Man, Iron Fist, Machine Man, and Spider-Man team up. And by “team up,†I mean punch each other for 48 pages.
SOLD! I’m going to pick that up TODAY.
That TLC redecorating show episode should feature Hulk, M.O.D.O.K., & ROM all offering their paticular take on redesigning a family’s backyard. I’d TIVO that. I think M.O.D.O.K.’s would be the most practical- just a hunch.
And to think the consult only costs 1000 dollars an hour. TOO CHEAP!
“Aaaargh! Hulk recommends punching hole through Leader’s Murder Module to facilitate flow of healthy positive chi!”
And by the way, what right-thinking person wouldn’t pay good money to see those five gents panelling each other mercilessly for 48 pages? Space commies, that’s who. It’d be worth the price of admission just to see Power Man turn Machine Man into a piece of modern art.
I have a feeling all three will recommend expanding the kitchen to make for more cabinet space…
to store all of those delicious Hostess fruit pies.
I was wondering when you’d get to this issue. It’s very Sims-friendly.
Man, that ROm, Hulk, and M.O.D.O.K. show would make HGTV worth watchimg.
Man would it be akward when one of the clients turned out to be a dire wraith.
I think of World War Hulk as the new version of Marvel Team Up. Hulk meets another hero, thinks he is a problem, and punches him. It’s like the old stuff, just more efficient.
I find myself wondering what a Spidey Super Story featuring The Hulk would be like.
Hulk would talk exactly like everyone else.
I’m thinking more along the lines of “Gamma Irradiated Eye for the Normal Guy,” where Hulk, the Leader, Abomination, She-Hulk and Doc Samson drop by to infuse some Gamma Glamour into a non-superpowered person’s life.
***I find myself wondering what a Spidey Super Story featuring The Hulk would be like.***
***Hulk would talk exactly like everyone else.***
No, no, no. You’re forgetting, Hulk speech pattern hit right in SSS writers’ comfort zone:
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/009-d.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/033.html
From the comic that earlier took a line through the Silver Surfer’s colour scheme. Yep: it’s not easy being green. Also, Hulk easily distracted by shiny objects, but that was probably canon already.
Well, OK, checking back on the first review (it’s been awhile) they’ve not quite mastered the syntax. By the second, though, they’re all over that sucker.
No, no – I meant everyone else would talk like the Hulk.