The Worst of Netflix: Perfect 10 Model Boxing

 

 

This week on the Worst of Netflix, things try to get sexy and it all goes downhill from there:

Naked girls? Great. Naked girls with no cosmetic surgery? Even better. But I’ve never understood the appeal of the foxy boxing/catfight school of pornography, and believe me, I had a high-speed internet connection when I was 15: I gave it a fair shot. I like the fight scene in Kill Bill 2 as much as anybody, but the overt juxtaposition of sex and violence just doesn’t do it for me. You might as well put a bikini on a toaster. But at the same time, I had to see this thing, if only because of the Netflix user reviews, one of which was–and I am not making this up–just the word “lies” repeated thirty times.

The Worst of Netflix on Heavy.com: Because winners don’t use drugs.

11 thoughts on “The Worst of Netflix: Perfect 10 Model Boxing

  1. “Parvati the Pit Bull”? As in Parvati Shallow of Survivor? Wow . . . while something like this wouldn’t take the pain away from her winning $1 million that she didn’t deserve to win in the first place (looooooong story), it does explain a lot about her.

  2. Sims, I know you mean well, and I know you’re a man of infinite taste and sagacity, but every time I look at that video cover I somehow forget everything you were talking about.

    Sometimes it’s hard keeping abreast of the topic, I guess.

  3. I didn’t know that Irina Voronina was a St. Pauli Girl. I knew she was a Playmate and was on Saul of the Mole Men, but the beer girl angle escaped me.

  4. I seem to recall seeing a Perfect 10 Model Boxing special on Showtime, but it was indoors, no model wore a bra over her outfit, the headgear was standard boxing headgear, and while the models were clothed while boxing, each model had a minute or so intro that was quite generous with pics from the magazine. There was even controversy when the judges blew a call and the crowd erupted in boos.

    All in all, it was a lot more entertaining that this one sounds. And since I’m pretty sure I saw it before 2006, that would mean that someone at Perfect 10 made the conscious decision to ditch the nudity and focus on the boxing.