At Christmastime, our selections of the Ultimate Warrior’s inspirational philosophy turn to his thoughts on this, the holiest of seasons, as codified in the text pieces of his 1996 comic book Christmas Special. Please enjoy a glass of eggnog and ruminate on what we may learn here about the true meaning of Christmas.
Are you kidding me? Those words once saw print? I didn’t believe it till I saw this on I-Mockery:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/
… I think he broke my head.
I googled the same thing Ewzzy did. Chris, I must notify you that you’ll be receiving bills from my psychotherapist. The bad news is that it could take a while before I’ve fully recovered. Good news: My therapist takes Visa and Mastercard. (Not Discover.)
He’s a bit more off-course than usual, isn’t he?
Oh, wait — he’s talking about Yukon Cornelius. Sorry — my bad.
PS
I wish more sermons ended with that phrase.
I think the meaning is this eggnog needs more alcohol.
Hey man, Warrior can’t flex on Yukon “The Icon” Cornelius.
Holy crap, now we’re into the REALLY crazy period for Warrior – after the WWF comeback fizzled out.
It’s interesting how the Warrior, like the rest of us, can’t keep up with his own nonsense sometimes. And instead of stopping and starting over, he hopes to distract us from his confusion by asking us to stroke him.
Which doesn’t…
Which isn’t…
It can’t…
Sorry. Lost my train of thought. All I can think of is a giant muscular man in Speedos, covered in baby oil, asking me to stroke him.
Stroke this?!
Oh my
It’s like he forgot what he was talking about midway, and doesn’t believe in punctuation.
Wait… am I deciphering this correctly?
“It’s the story of JESUS. It’s really cool. Now touch my naughty bits.”
Um. Wow.
Didn’t the Warrior comic book have a scene where he knocks out Santa, strips him naked, and then runs around wearing fur boots and little else or something equally uncomfortable to look at?
http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/1446328/WARRIOR_XMAS
ta-daaaa!