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Cornette was such a great talker. The Midnight Express would have not been as good as they were without him.
However, I think the best line of Friday was the Brave and the Bold’s takeoff on the Simpsons…”I could be a scientist, dad.” “Crimefighting is a science.”
I HAVE to believe that was done on purpose (for some reason, I’ve always remembered the time Homer Simpson had to stop the big donut and they used that same line, basically). Some things stick with you.
Disclaimer: this represents roughly 1% of Cornette’s promo.
Yeah, he goes on and it’s great, but I really wanted to include “Get outta here Tony Schiavone.” It’s the sentiment I most agree with.
Tony was mostly acceptable in those days, though.
He went off a freaking cliff in the Nitro era, however.