You read it right, suckers: Bahlactus is back, all in, we’re gonna win! Check it out (yeah y’all) come on, here we go again!
Let this be a lesson, children: Crime and back hair do not pay.
You too can experience the joy of seeing Li’l Daredevil beat up some mobsters in Frank Miller and John Romita Jr.’s Daredevil: The Man Without Fear!
The delay in getting this week’s comics reviews written left me unable to participate in this week’s Friday Night Fights, but let it never be said that the love Bahlactus holds for comic book violence eclipses my own!
That’s right, it may be a day late, but it’s sure as heck not a dollar short, because tonight, the ISB brings you another bone-jarring battle!
In this corner, the dastardly disciplinarian of depravity, the Provost!
And his opponent, the little girl with the big right hook, Molly “Bruiser” Hayes!
Place your bets, folks, but if you’re expecting a big payoff, well…
Hope you don’t mind nickels!
I ask you: Could that fight be any more awesome? Answer: Probably not.