21 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. how does he keep his kilt from flipping up when swinging down like that?

  2. Indian Chief Batman, can I ask you a question that I’ve always wanted to ask the REAL Batman?

    Do you think I’m good-looking?

  3. So when Batman finds out he and Robin are going into the jungle, possibly to fight panthers, he decides that the best course of action is to immediately strip down to his black Speedo and tell Robin to put on a pair of leopard-print briefs?

    Oh, and their masks. Because when you’re fighting panthers in the jungle, you wouldn’t want to go in looking stupid.

  4. Mock all you want but Batman’s attempts to display as much of their groins as possible eventually netted the capture of arch-criminal Junkstabber McGee – which was his plan all along, of course.

    Later on, he and Robin celebrated by going swimming in speedos.

  5. “So when Batman finds out he and Robin are going into the jungle, possibly to fight panthers, he decides that the best course of action is to immediately strip down to his black Speedo and tell Robin to put on a pair of leopard-print briefs?”

    Wertham asked him the same thing. He was just more of a dick about it.

  6. Is that *Crack* sfx referring to Batman hitting the panther in the head or him kneeing Robin in the back of the head?

  7. That’s a great thing about Silver Age Batman — his dead parents aren’t getting in the way of a good time.

  8. I’m pretty sure these did not come from Halloween Express. If they did, then surely that would be a Sexy Lord of Batmanor costume.

  9. The Jungle picture actually looks like Batman is about to hit Robin in the junk with a branch, but a panther has selflessly leaped in the way.

  10. Is that *Crack* sfx referring to Batman hitting the panther in the head or him kneeing Robin in the back of the head?
    It refers to the drug that Batman and Robin took before putting on those costumes and heading off into the jungle.

  11. What you guys don’t seem to have realised is that these different comtumed adventures were all just preparation Batman went through in case he ever got sent back in time/ into alternative existances by Darkseid’s omega beams or some other dastardly villainous act. Who’s laughing now doubting comic-book readers?