…really should’ve gotten that XBox this year, Santa.
–The Brave and the Bold #184, 1981
10 thoughts on “BATMAN”
That’ll teach ol’ St. Nick not to give the last one to Bart Allen!
The nonchalant looks from the Gotham pedestrians at the fleeing Santa are particularly charming.
“Well, if The Batman’s chasing him, I guess he deserves a beating.”
at least it wasnt a catcher’s mitt. Batman probably has heard so many baseball jokes (“batboy”) that he’s totally turned off from the sport.
“But I just thought you’d prefer a Nintendo Wii because you’re so fond of physical activit- URRRK!”
Batman about to beat the crap out of a villain dressed as Santa Claus.
Looks like a typical Christmas Eve in Gotham to me.
I want to write (or have Sims write) the story where the actual Santa beats seven shades of shit out of a Batman impersonator.
“Something tells me to stop with the lump of coal. I don’t listen to it.”
I like Santa.
Couldn’t Wayne Industries just stage a hostile takeover of Microsoft?
Then Bats could have as many game systems as his little, wounded heart desired…not to mention kick Bill Gates in the face after he walked him out of his former HQ.
…not to mention kick Bill Gates in the face after he walked him out of his former HQ.
That sounds like the premise for a B:TAS villain origin.
That’ll teach ol’ St. Nick not to give the last one to Bart Allen!
The nonchalant looks from the Gotham pedestrians at the fleeing Santa are particularly charming.
“Well, if The Batman’s chasing him, I guess he deserves a beating.”
at least it wasnt a catcher’s mitt. Batman probably has heard so many baseball jokes (“batboy”) that he’s totally turned off from the sport.
“But I just thought you’d prefer a Nintendo Wii because you’re so fond of physical activit- URRRK!”
Batman about to beat the crap out of a villain dressed as Santa Claus.
Looks like a typical Christmas Eve in Gotham to me.
I want to write (or have Sims write) the story where the actual Santa beats seven shades of shit out of a Batman impersonator.
“Something tells me to stop with the lump of coal. I don’t listen to it.”
I like Santa.
Couldn’t Wayne Industries just stage a hostile takeover of Microsoft?
Then Bats could have as many game systems as his little, wounded heart desired…not to mention kick Bill Gates in the face after he walked him out of his former HQ.
…not to mention kick Bill Gates in the face after he walked him out of his former HQ.
That sounds like the premise for a B:TAS villain origin.
The Monopolist — with MonkeyBoy!
after you, Mr. Sims.
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