19 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. The pony is named Nutmeg.

    Thanks to his years of training with sages and masters around the world, Batman is the world’s greatest tail-braider.

    He also has a salt lick in his utility belt, but you knew that already.

  2. Lifeguard: “No, Batman, you can’t use the giant waterslide! Your cape will get stuck! Now go to the kiddie pool!

    Batman: “Awww…”

  3. Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?

    Or did that get retconned out in Crisis?

  4. bookrats Says:
    “Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?”

    Is that what that song by Laid Back was all about?

  5. Batman, why did you name your pony Nutmeg when she’s all white?

    “I’ve taken enough grief about calling my goddamn pony goddamn Nutmeg. I’m the goddamn Batman and it’s my goddamn special day and I can call my goddamn beautiful magical best-friend pony whatever the hell I want to call her. What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I’m the GODDAMN BIRTHDAY BOY!”

  6. Oh man, I’ve been gone for almost a week, and really. this is the best thing to see upon my return.