…is having the best birthday ever you guys oh wow a pony ride!
19 thoughts on “BATMAN”
And that’s when he saw the Arkham Asylum Bounce House.
It’s a shame he was prepared for his surprise party.
OMG PONIES
The World’s Greatest Directive: Enjoy your birthday pony rides!
Its official. I now hate Batman.
*mutter mutter*
Lousy pony hoarder…
And later: CLOWNS!
(Well, one clown.)
The pony is named Nutmeg.
Thanks to his years of training with sages and masters around the world, Batman is the world’s greatest tail-braider.
He also has a salt lick in his utility belt, but you knew that already.
Lifeguard: “No, Batman, you can’t use the giant waterslide! Your cape will get stuck! Now go to the kiddie pool!
Batman: “Awww…”
;-)
Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?
Or did that get retconned out in Crisis?
It’s . . . it’s glorious and heartbreaking.
bookrats Says:
“Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?”
Is that what that song by Laid Back was all about?
Why does that picture remind me of Bats on stage in “Equus”?
Batman, why did you name your pony Nutmeg when she’s all white?
“I’ve taken enough grief about calling my goddamn pony goddamn Nutmeg. I’m the goddamn Batman and it’s my goddamn special day and I can call my goddamn beautiful magical best-friend pony whatever the hell I want to call her. What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I’m the GODDAMN BIRTHDAY BOY!â€
So, Bruce, did you research Comet the Superhorse before you decided to ride him?
My God, Batman’s hung like a horse!
It’s the Bat-horse everybody!
Oh man, I’ve been gone for almost a week, and really. this is the best thing to see upon my return.
And that’s when he saw the Arkham Asylum Bounce House.
It’s a shame he was prepared for his surprise party.
OMG PONIES
The World’s Greatest Directive: Enjoy your birthday pony rides!
Its official. I now hate Batman.
*mutter mutter*
Lousy pony hoarder…
And later: CLOWNS!
(Well, one clown.)
The pony is named Nutmeg.
Thanks to his years of training with sages and masters around the world, Batman is the world’s greatest tail-braider.
He also has a salt lick in his utility belt, but you knew that already.
Lifeguard: “No, Batman, you can’t use the giant waterslide! Your cape will get stuck! Now go to the kiddie pool!
Batman: “Awww…”
;-)
Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?
Or did that get retconned out in Crisis?
It’s . . . it’s glorious and heartbreaking.
bookrats Says:
“Does riding a white horse still indicate virginity?”
Is that what that song by Laid Back was all about?
Why does that picture remind me of Bats on stage in “Equus”?
Batman, why did you name your pony Nutmeg when she’s all white?
“I’ve taken enough grief about calling my goddamn pony goddamn Nutmeg. I’m the goddamn Batman and it’s my goddamn special day and I can call my goddamn beautiful magical best-friend pony whatever the hell I want to call her. What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I’m the GODDAMN BIRTHDAY BOY!â€
So, Bruce, did you research Comet the Superhorse before you decided to ride him?
My God, Batman’s hung like a horse!
It’s the Bat-horse everybody!
Oh man, I’ve been gone for almost a week, and really. this is the best thing to see upon my return.
What issue is this picture from?
Detective Comics #449