19 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. And you know it’s gonna be a pain in the ass to boot the Bat Computer back up once the power is turned back on.

  2. well, with the amount of power he uses, i would probably skip a bill or two as well.

    mind you, im surprised nobody at the power company has looked at it and said “it seems mr wayne uses seven times more power than it takes to power the street lamps. and four times more power than that time Mr Freeze decided to make a giant machine to freeze Gotham twice over. i wonder if he may be Batman, or at the very least- up to no good?”

  3. A blackout can’t stop Batman. He has cellphone-based sonar powers!!!

    (also bought Lego Batman recently, yay!)

  4. The Bat-Brows remain undimmed. And it is the Bat-Brows that make the Batman dangerous.

  5. Never fear, the reflection of the moon off Robin’s spanky-pants should light the way to the circuit breakers!

  6. “I am the night.”

    “…Sure you are Bruce. Just pay the goddamn bill. You’re not impressing anyone by pretending this was intentional.”

  7. When the gas-man went to the basement to read the meter he got torn apart by bats.
    Alfred helped.

  8. I daresay he looks disappointed to learn the yellow in his outfit does not glow in the dark.